Tuesday, February 21, 2012


I accidentally ran over a bunch of ducks (I have to stress the 'accidental' portion of this).
I almost died in elementary school when I choked on an ice cream, cried, because the teacher's aid didn't believe that I was choking.
When I was 5 my appendix burst and I almost died again, because my parents just thought that I was sick.
I have laughed so hard that I farted.
I had sex in a concert venue bathroom.

Nick, age 25

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