Monday, December 12, 2011


I was a volunteer firefighter for six years, with multiple ranks including Chief Arson Investigator. I helped secure the conviction of a man for burning down a church.
I led police on a high speed pursuit, with speeds up to 150mph. I never spent time in jail for my crime.
I flew from Chicago to San Francisco for a date.
I talked someone out of committing suicide.
I performed rock music in Peru, South America in front of 2500 people.

Ernest, age 43

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