Alyson

When I was 4 years old, I saved my best friend from being molested by her father.

For many years, in chat-rooms I pretended I was a 19 year old sexpot from California, because people would pay attention to me.

I held hands with an orangutan underneath the cage bars at the Madrid zoo.

After college, I moved to France so I could change dirty diapers and do dishes.

I fell in love with a 6'8" man and a three-legged cat.

Alyson, age 25