For many years, in chat-rooms I pretended I was a 19 year old sexpot from California, because people would pay attention to me.
I held hands with an orangutan underneath the cage bars at the Madrid zoo.
After college, I moved to France so I could change dirty diapers and do dishes.
I fell in love with a 6'8" man and a three-legged cat.
Alyson, age 25